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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

[nola_cyclops]

Now who’s a dork?

[nola_quicksilver]

If it's small, maybe you should think about a cover-up tattoo instead of a removal? It'll hurt and cost less, and take less time too.

[nola_cyclops]

(I can’t believe that worked)

[nola_cyclops]

Esq! You’re very cute.

[nola_quicksilver]

After this weekend, I'm ready for any new career path.

[nola_quicksilver]

ENTRAPMENT!!!

[nola_willow]

It gets trapped in hair! Get someone to sniff your head. Not me.

[nola_quicksilver]

Pretty sneaky, sis.

[nola_quicksilver]

Okay, I forgive you.

[nola_humantorch]

That’s a good idea.

[nola_chuck]

You could take over my job while I re-hydrate

[nola_quicksilver]

I think my hair's too short, but I'm very scared now anyway.

[nola_quicksilver]

Let me know if I can help!

[nola_cyclops]

Insert evil villain laugh!

[nola_cyclops]

I thought you might but it’s nice to be reassured!

[nola_quicksilver]

I don't think you want me to do that, if you want your job back after you're hydrated.

[nola_willow]

Just have the world’s longest and most luxurious bath. That should do it.

[nola_humantorch]

You probably could. I was considering adding this to a mental to-do list and getting around to it maybe three years from now, but I could also just do it.

[nola_chuck]

Do I though! No, I probably do.

[nola_quicksilver]

You're like the opposite of an evil villain.

[nola_quicksilver]

THIS time.

[nola_cyclops]

Are you calling me a hero?

[nola_quicksilver]

Oh, good idea. I'll make my boyfriend wash my hair for me.

[nola_quicksilver]

Is this like five-year plan stuff?

[nola_quicksilver]

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