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Mar. 17th, 2019 07:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
Oliver
Date: 2019-03-18 07:27 am (UTC)Thank you for the kind invitation. I gladly accept.
Yours,
Sam.
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Date: 2019-03-18 02:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 07:49 pm (UTC)I love you too, even if you didn’t respond in the formal style.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:54 pm (UTC)My deepest apologies, I did not realize the formality was an expectation.
Your faithful servant,
Oliver Lindqvist, Esq.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:58 pm (UTC)Now who’s a dork?
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:59 pm (UTC)(I can’t believe that worked)
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:59 pm (UTC)Esq! You’re very cute.
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Date: 2019-03-18 12:19 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:39 pm (UTC)The glamour is too much, I can’t take it.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 07:50 pm (UTC)Sorry you probably smell like barf :(
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Date: 2019-03-18 12:25 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:47 pm (UTC)It’s me. Well, teenager me. Drawn in the style of Calvin peeing. I really should get it removed.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 07:56 pm (UTC)I am so serious. You could google it but why would you want to see it?! At least it’s small. Ish.
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Date: 2019-03-18 12:27 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:48 pm (UTC)Thank you!!!! I am so good at this nfbfbd
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:48 pm (UTC)I vote you for mayor.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:52 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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