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Mar. 17th, 2019 07:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nola_quicksilverThis whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:54 pm (UTC)My deepest apologies, I did not realize the formality was an expectation.
Your faithful servant,
Oliver Lindqvist, Esq.
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Date: 2019-03-18 07:58 pm (UTC)Now who’s a dork?
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:01 pm (UTC)Insert evil villain laugh!
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:05 pm (UTC)Are you calling me a hero?
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:12 pm (UTC)I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve been described that way and I’m not in the least offended.
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:16 pm (UTC)I feel like I should be but I’m not! (Maybe we’re too alike)
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 07:59 pm (UTC)(I can’t believe that worked)
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 07:59 pm (UTC)Esq! You’re very cute.
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:02 pm (UTC)I thought you might but it’s nice to be reassured!
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:08 pm (UTC)I agree to those terms. Are you tired?
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:12 pm (UTC)I thought I might make you dinner.
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:16 pm (UTC)Well, I’m still considering a few options but I’m leaning toward a home-made pizza. With store-bought dough, I’m not that impressive.
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Date: 2019-03-18 08:19 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 08:22 pm (UTC)I’m not that good! But I will make sure it’s edible and that you don’t have to do any work.
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