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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

Dear Oliver,

Thank you for the kind invitation. I gladly accept.

Yours,
Sam.

[nola_willow]

Just tell me no one barfed on you.

[nola_humantorch]

I have a truly regrettable tattoo from a time when I was drunk, high, AND underage, and it's still unclear how much I paid for the privilege. I needed you in my past, man.

[nola_grantaire]

the real challenge is bnot sobering up until likke wednesdat and cgallenge accetped

[nola_chuck]

I'm taking tomorrow off because of hangover too, what a coincidence! just.... mine is self-inflicted... I hate everything.

[nola_quicksilver]

There was a close call, but I was able to get a trashcan under her face in time.

[nola_quicksilver]

Well, now I have to know what the tattoo is.

[nola_quicksilver]

Good luck, friend.

[nola_quicksilver]

I think they should just go ahead and declare March 18 a city-wide holiday.

[nola_quicksilver]

You're such a dork. I love you.

[nola_willow]

The glamour is too much, I can’t take it.

[nola_quicksilver]

La vie boheme!

[nola_humantorch]

It’s me. Well, teenager me. Drawn in the style of Calvin peeing. I really should get it removed.

[nola_grantaire]

Thank you!!!! I am so good at this nfbfbd

[nola_chuck]

I vote you for mayor.

[nola_cyclops]

I love you too, even if you didn’t respond in the formal style.

[nola_willow]

Sorry you probably smell like barf :(

[nola_quicksilver]

NO. Are you serious? Oh my God, why would someone do that to you?

[nola_quicksilver]

Thank you, I accept.

[nola_quicksilver]

Oh, you seem like it.

[nola_quicksilver]

Dearest Samuel,

My deepest apologies, I did not realize the formality was an expectation.

Your faithful servant,

Oliver Lindqvist, Esq.

[nola_quicksilver]

I changed my shirt just in case.

[nola_humantorch]

I am so serious. You could google it but why would you want to see it?! At least it’s small. Ish.

[nola_chuck]

I really thought it would be harder to get you into politics.

[nola_grantaire]

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