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Mar. 17th, 2019 07:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nola_quicksilverThis whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
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Date: 2019-03-19 01:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 01:56 am (UTC)Even regular laundry. I earned this!!
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Date: 2019-03-19 01:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:11 am (UTC)It's an indulgence but it's probably my favorite indulgence.
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:14 am (UTC)He........... LIKES.......... to iron?
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:17 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:19 am (UTC)I want an alien boyfriend
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:23 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:24 am (UTC)I would, but aliens are rare, so I’m trying to keep my options open.
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:31 am (UTC)Totally, we’re so binary. The important thing is this alien might love doing weird useful things.
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:44 am (UTC)Is there more?!
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 02:52 am (UTC)Aw, an only child whose only friend was ironing. I would watch the movies about him discovering he was actually a magical creature a la Harry Potter.
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Date: 2019-03-19 02:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 03:03 am (UTC)Maybe we should write this
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Date: 2019-03-19 03:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 03:17 am (UTC)We'll change his name!
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Date: 2019-03-19 03:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 03:26 am (UTC)Oliver Samuel, obviously
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Date: 2019-03-19 03:29 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-19 03:30 am (UTC)I guess I say: awwwwwwwwwww
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Date: 2019-03-19 03:39 am (UTC)(no subject)
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