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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

[nola_quicksilver]

Sam as a kid, in a Halloween costume. He's really adorable.

[nola_willow]

This is maybe the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life and I love this for you.

[nola_quicksilver]

The cutest thing is baby Sam dressed as Top Gun or whatever, but thank you.

[nola_willow]

You're such a goner!!!

[nola_quicksilver]

I really am! It's disgusting!

[nola_willow]

It's a little disgusting but mostly cute!! You're so sweet, I KNEW it!

[nola_quicksilver]

Nooo, I'm a slightly edgy cool guy! I do NOT make heart-eyes at childhood pics of my boyfriend and give him a nickname and talk about meeting each other's families.

[nola_willow]

...................................................................... what's the nickname

[nola_quicksilver]

I'll never tell!!!

[nola_willow]

This is where I would usually go to the other half of the couple but I feel like it's not going to work this time.

[nola_quicksilver]

You've been foiled!

[nola_willow]

I can wait! We'll make friends, we'll take our time getting to know each other, and then one day...

[nola_quicksilver]

You'll never get it out of him, Bell!

[nola_willow]

But I'm so cute and unassuming!

[nola_quicksilver]

So is he!

[nola_willow]

Hmmmm. Hmmmm. Maybe I really will never know your secret nickname.

[nola_quicksilver]

I'm very suspicious of how quickly you're conceding.

[nola_willow]

Nothing to see here, no sir! I'm not whistling nonchalantly like a cartoon character with a plan!

[nola_quicksilver]

IVY BELL!!!

[nola_willow]

Yes Oliver, old chum?

[nola_quicksilver]

That is what a VILLAIN would say.

[nola_willow]

It is, isn't it?? Weird!

[nola_quicksilver]

Leave my man in peace!

[nola_willow]

"my man" he says

[nola_quicksilver]

That is not his nickname, it's just a fact.