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Mar. 17th, 2019 07:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.
Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.
Kiss me, I'm Swedish.
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:21 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 10:22 pm (UTC)This is where I would usually go to the other half of the couple but I feel like it's not going to work this time.
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:25 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 10:27 pm (UTC)I can wait! We'll make friends, we'll take our time getting to know each other, and then one day...
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:28 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 10:31 pm (UTC)But I'm so cute and unassuming!
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:40 pm (UTC)Hmmmm. Hmmmm. Maybe I really will never know your secret nickname.
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 10:47 pm (UTC)Nothing to see here, no sir! I'm not whistling nonchalantly like a cartoon character with a plan!
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:51 pm (UTC)Yes Oliver, old chum?
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:53 pm (UTC)It is, isn't it?? Weird!
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 10:56 pm (UTC)"my man" he says
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Date: 2019-03-18 10:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 11:00 pm (UTC)It's a very cute description!
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Date: 2019-03-18 11:07 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-18 11:09 pm (UTC)Ultimately I guess I want to thank you for paving the way to being disgusting, in case I happen to join you in it.
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Date: 2019-03-18 11:11 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2019-03-18 11:07 pm (UTC)You're so nice to me in public now.
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