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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

[nola_quicksilver]

You're more the do-gooder type for sure.

[nola_cyclops]

I agree to those terms. Are you tired?

[nola_willow]

Did I know you have a boyfriend? Because I don’t think I did and that’s an amazing way to tell me.

[nola_humantorch]

More like ‘doing things is hard’ stuff. And ‘being in the world is weird’ stuff.

[nola_quicksilver]

Very tired. Why?

[nola_chuck]

Aw, for many peanuts. You’d be great at my job. I basically just repurpose memes for corporations anyway.

[nola_quicksilver]

Oh, sorry! It's new and I can't remember everyone I've told. 50% of the time it's the first thing I blurt out.

[nola_cyclops]

I thought I might make you dinner.

[nola_cyclops]

I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve been described that way and I’m not in the least offended.

[nola_quicksilver]

Why do what we can put off until tomorrow, right?

[nola_willow]

Tell me more! Blurt at me! ... that sounds dirty

[nola_quicksilver]

Sounds like fun until it's not!

[nola_quicksilver]

What! This is so sweet and cute. What are you going to make me???

[nola_humantorch]

This bad mantra is my old friend.

[nola_quicksilver]

You shouldn't be! Do-gooders can be hot. Everyone's into Captain America for a reason.

[nola_chuck]

Pretty much!! Every brief is “make this go viral”

[nola_quicksilver]

Hard yikes.

[nola_cyclops]

Well, I’m still considering a few options but I’m leaning toward a home-made pizza. With store-bought dough, I’m not that impressive.

[nola_cyclops]

I feel like I should be but I’m not! (Maybe we’re too alike)

[nola_quicksilver]

I'm sorry, I'm in a monogamous relationship now and restrict blurting to the confines of our commitment.

He's my roommate. Have you met Sam? I'm sure I've talked about Sam. Anyway, forget anything I said, because it turns out he's great!

[nola_quicksilver]

Kick this friend to the curb and get rid of your bad decision tattoo.

[nola_chuck]

This is the kind of sympathy that keeps me going.

[nola_quicksilver]

He's got a nice face and everything, but I prefer brunets. <3

[nola_quicksilver]

Wow, this sounds gourmet!

[nola_willow]

But you!!! Said so!! Many things!! But okay!! I remember never meeting him because he wouldn’t come out into public spaces if you had people over, so he’s like your mystery ghost boyfriend to me now.