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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

[nola_humantorch]

You know what, sure. Make me an appointment.

[nola_cyclops]

I’m not that good! But I will make sure it’s edible and that you don’t have to do any work.

[nola_quicksilver]

I don't know your schedule! Could you fill this out? [appt link]

[nola_humantorch]

Oh, sure. Thanks.

[nola_quicksilver]

FORGET THOSE MANY THINGS, I was an idiot! The next time you're over, I'll try to coax him out to say hi so you can see he's not a ghost.

[nola_quicksilver]

Edible is the first step on the road to gourmet.

[nola_quicksilver]

I'll have some potential designs waiting for you.

[nola_willow]

I’m deleting them from my database! And congratulations on your ghost boyfriend, you’ve achieved all our childhood dreams of dating Casper the friendly ghost.

[nola_cyclops]

You sound like the host of a cooking show.

[nola_humantorch]

I’m almost excited.

[nola_quicksilver]

Casper was really hot at the end of the movie, okay.

[nola_quicksilver]

My dream! Only not at all!

[nola_quicksilver]

Yikes.

[nola_willow]

Even I agree, and you know I would usually choose Christina Ricci!

[nola_cyclops]

It would be so chaotic and messy and yet...

[nola_quicksilver]

Christina Ricci was also completely gorgeous. I was very into that movie as a kid, for reasons.

[nola_quicksilver]

And yet probably no one would get food poisoning?

[nola_willow]

This is maybe why we’re pals.

[nola_cyclops]

And yet I would watch it! Even if I got food poisoning.

[nola_quicksilver]

I have a feeling you'd only be watching it for the cute host, not his recipes.

[nola_cyclops]

It’s very possible.

[nola_quicksilver]

I would've loved to have a friend with me to talk about who's the cutest while we fast-forwarded through all the dumb ghost uncle scenes.

[nola_willow]

I’m not ruling out doing this now even though we’re old.

[nola_quicksilver]

I already have a pic of Sam as a kid as my lockscreen, and I don't want to end up on some watchlist.

[nola_willow]

I’m sorry, you have What as your lock screen?