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This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.

Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

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I have a truly regrettable tattoo from a time when I was drunk, high, AND underage, and it's still unclear how much I paid for the privilege. I needed you in my past, man.

Well, now I have to know what the tattoo is.

It’s me. Well, teenager me. Drawn in the style of Calvin peeing. I really should get it removed.

NO. Are you serious? Oh my God, why would someone do that to you?

I am so serious. You could google it but why would you want to see it?! At least it’s small. Ish.

If it's small, maybe you should think about a cover-up tattoo instead of a removal? It'll hurt and cost less, and take less time too.

That’s a good idea.

Let me know if I can help!

You probably could. I was considering adding this to a mental to-do list and getting around to it maybe three years from now, but I could also just do it.

Is this like five-year plan stuff?

More like ‘doing things is hard’ stuff. And ‘being in the world is weird’ stuff.

Why do what we can put off until tomorrow, right?

This bad mantra is my old friend.

Kick this friend to the curb and get rid of your bad decision tattoo.

You know what, sure. Make me an appointment.

I don't know your schedule! Could you fill this out? [appt link]

Oh, sure. Thanks.

I'll have some potential designs waiting for you.

I’m almost excited.

Yikes.

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