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[nola_quicksilver]

I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?


Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.



Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.



Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?



Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.

Comments

[nola_willow]

I'm going to get him in my story. It's like a collector's item.

[nola_quicksilver]

Is Insta Sam the next big meme? Is he what Gen Z is looking for?

[nola_willow]

Let's get him on tiktok immediately.

[nola_quicksilver]

This hurts my brain.

[nola_willow]

Mine too, but if we're too old for the platform then we're officially old. Does Sam have instagram? What's his selfie game like?

[nola_quicksilver]

He does, and there needs to be more selfies. I like his face.

[nola_willow]

Awww. Project Share Sam's Face!

[nola_quicksilver]

How are you and your favorite face?

[nola_willow]

I'm great! It's all very nauseating and wonderful over here. Like if I weren't me I'd be concerned for me.

[nola_quicksilver]

That sounds like love!

[nola_willow]

Yes, but it would be insane to use that word so fast.

[nola_quicksilver]

Um, would it?

[nola_willow]

Would it not? It's been like, I don't know, 5 minutes.

[nola_quicksilver]

I mean...not that I would have experience with this...but I think saying it if it feels right is okay?

[nola_willow]

I think you have experience with this!

[nola_quicksilver]

Three months is probably enough???

[nola_willow]

Maybe!!

[nola_willow]

Probably!

[nola_willow]

I actually can't control it, anyway.

[nola_quicksilver]

That's love all right.

[nola_willow]

Sure is! It's pretty great. I'd recommend it.

[nola_quicksilver]

Your girl might like hearing it.

[nola_willow]

I want you to meet her, we should double date.

[nola_quicksilver]

We SHOULD. I love that idea!

[nola_willow]

Mina's shy, Sam's quiet, we'll talk too much, it'll be cute!