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May. 15th, 2019 11:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
nola_quicksilverI took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?
Sam
Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.
Dani
I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.
Elspeth
How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?
Katie
How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
Sam
Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.
Dani
I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.
Elspeth
How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?
Katie
How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
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Date: 2019-05-15 11:36 pm (UTC)I think you have experience with this!
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Date: 2019-05-15 11:38 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-15 11:40 pm (UTC)Maybe!!
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Date: 2019-05-15 11:40 pm (UTC)Probably!
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Date: 2019-05-15 11:40 pm (UTC)I actually can't control it, anyway.
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Date: 2019-05-15 11:46 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-15 11:47 pm (UTC)Sure is! It's pretty great. I'd recommend it.
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:08 am (UTC)I want you to meet her, we should double date.
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:13 am (UTC)Mina's shy, Sam's quiet, we'll talk too much, it'll be cute!
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:19 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:22 am (UTC)We'll look so cool and social!
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:24 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:26 am (UTC)The caption will be a cleverly disguised: hey look everyone who never loved us, we win!
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:38 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:43 am (UTC)All tattoos and "I love my serious boyfriend" content
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:51 am (UTC)Some real odd couple vibes!
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 12:57 am (UTC)I'm fine with that, I'm doing this for love.
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Date: 2019-05-16 12:58 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-16 01:14 am (UTC)That's what everyone says in the end.