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[nola_quicksilver]

I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?


Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.



Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.



Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?



Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.

Comments

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

......... I do want to see how you would chat up a stranger.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

You're so weird, by which I mean I will definitely do this with you.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I like knowing how you work!

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

Have you ever picked up a stranger before?

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

Never.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

You're such wholesome content. I SHOULD put you on my insta story.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

Did you just call me content?

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

Yeah, Ivy and I were talking social media.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

"wholesome content." It's not the worst thing I've been called. I'll take it.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

But you're also privately my PornHub fave.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

For a second, I was irrationally worried I was actually on pornhub.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

Uh, just so we're clear, I would never do that to you.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I know you wouldn't!

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

And I would destroy anyone who did.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I absolutely believe that, too.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

But you can keep being my personal PornHub.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I don't know if I love that title, but I love the acts behind it.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

Are there any acts you wish we were doing?

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

You mean acts that aren't in the current repertoire?

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

Yeah. Because big surprise, I'm open to suggestions.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I don't know if I have any specific suggestions... but do you?

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

Really, nothing? And, I mean, I wouldn't mind topping you. And rimming you. I feel like the back half of you is really underexplored.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I think I'm more into people than specific acts, I don't know that I've ever really had a wishlist. And I obviously love what we're already doing. But we can do both of those things! I'm interested.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

I had a wishlist from the second I hit puberty and never really thought that it might be different for other people. And I'm really happy with what we're doing too—I don't want you to think I'm bored or unhappy. But I look at you and I can't help thinking of things I want to do with all that.

Re: Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

Probably unsurprisingly, for me it's mostly mental until the physical overrides the mental. And I know you're not bored or unhappy! But I really am fine with/excited for more variety, even if I'm not imaginative enough to suggest it.