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May. 15th, 2019 11:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?
Sam
Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.
Dani
I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.
Elspeth
How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?
Katie
How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
Sam
Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.
Dani
I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.
Elspeth
How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?
Katie
How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:25 pm (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:28 pm (UTC)Did you just call me content?
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:34 pm (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:35 pm (UTC)"wholesome content." It's not the worst thing I've been called. I'll take it.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:37 pm (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:40 pm (UTC)For a second, I was irrationally worried I was actually on pornhub.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:45 pm (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:47 pm (UTC)I know you wouldn't!
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:07 am (UTC)I absolutely believe that, too.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:09 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:12 am (UTC)I don't know if I love that title, but I love the acts behind it.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:19 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:20 am (UTC)You mean acts that aren't in the current repertoire?
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:23 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:25 am (UTC)I don't know if I have any specific suggestions... but do you?
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:37 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:40 am (UTC)I think I'm more into people than specific acts, I don't know that I've ever really had a wishlist. And I obviously love what we're already doing. But we can do both of those things! I'm interested.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:47 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:49 am (UTC)Probably unsurprisingly, for me it's mostly mental until the physical overrides the mental. And I know you're not bored or unhappy! But I really am fine with/excited for more variety, even if I'm not imaginative enough to suggest it.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:54 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)I didn't know I was good at it! I think it's what you do to me.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:58 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 01:14 am (UTC)With absolutely NO detail? The answer is no. More importantly, you're excellent at it.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 01:21 am (UTC)Re: Oliver
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