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[nola_quicksilver]

I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?


Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.



Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.



Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?



Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.

Comments

Re: Oliver

[nola_jeangrey]

It's okay! I'm big on making my own family.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

So I see! Jeans are always like that, I guess.

Re: Oliver

[nola_jeangrey]

At least this time it's not four boys and me trying to deal with four boys, which I just learned was how the original x-men worked where you're from. That's so many boys and so much boy smell.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT? And that they all had crushes on you and probably showered only because of your presence?

Re: Oliver

[nola_jeangrey]

I didn't know that!! It's VERY different where I'm from and that's too many crushes. This is gross!!!

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

It IS gross. Wanda and I were always like ??? about it even before you and her became friends! But I mean, we were also teenagers on a team with a bunch of grown men, so there was plenty of ??? to go around.

Re: Oliver

[nola_jeangrey]

Okay, that's also gross. Also no wonder I'm gay now.

Re: Oliver

[nola_quicksilver]

It was a different, creepier time.

Re: Oliver

[nola_jeangrey]

Waaaaaaaaay creepier.