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[nola_quicksilver]

I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?


Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.



Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.



Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?



Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.

Comments

Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

1. It was such a turnaround! I take my new position as "favorite son" very seriously.
2. On a practical level, I should have her contact information in case of emergencies.
3. Emergencies may include those photos of you scowling as you tell her to get out of your room.
4. I love getting mail.
5. Don't you dare move out.
6. You're welcome, and thank you for giving me adolescent experiences.

[nola_willow]

Awwwwwww embarrassing over-approval. The best kind of mom reaction.

Oliver

[nola_jeangrey]

It's too bad you weren't there, it was a really nice time. Caleb's great, and his kid is the greatest. Was it weird seeing your mom know that you know what you know? Everything went really well, huh?

Oliver

[nola_wanda]

We only had one set of parents where I'm from. They were good people. After they died, it was just us.

[nola_northstar]

I just got a boyfriend and I'm considering showing him all of those kinds of photos of myself, so he can appreciate me through the ages.