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May. 15th, 2019 11:21 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?
Sam
Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.
Dani
I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.
Elspeth
How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?
Katie
How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
Sam
Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.
Dani
I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.
Elspeth
How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?
Katie
How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-15 11:39 pm (UTC)Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:05 am (UTC)Kind. Hard-working. Our mother helped us with our homework and our father was a good cook. I wish I had known them when I was older and could get to know them as people instead of just as parents.
Re: Oliver
Date: 2019-05-16 12:09 am (UTC)