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I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?

Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.

Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.

Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?

Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.

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From:

nola_cyclops

1. It was such a turnaround! I take my new position as "favorite son" very seriously.
2. On a practical level, I should have her contact information in case of emergencies.
3. Emergencies may include those photos of you scowling as you tell her to get out of your room.
4. I love getting mail.
5. Don't you dare move out.
6. You're welcome, and thank you for giving me adolescent experiences.

From:

nola_quicksilver

1. She can be bought with pina coladas, so don't get too attached to the title.
2. She's not already friended you on FB, Insta, and Snapchat yet?
3. I was doing important stuff, okay!
4. I'll mail you an eviction notice.
5. That way I don't have to move out.
6. I love you very much.

From:

nola_cyclops

I can buy pina coladas. (Sidenote: have never tried a pina colada).
I barely even know what snapchat is, but yes to facebook.
You're so cute.
I'm not going anywhere.
You're stuck with me.
I love you too.

From:

nola_quicksilver

1. SAMUEL. What do you even drink? It's very serious red wine, isn't it?
2. Oh God. Hope you like Bitmojis!
3. Yeah, I really am.

The rest earns you a gift:

From:

nola_cyclops

It's beer, but NOTHING else matters except this photo. LOOK HOW CUTE YOU ARE.

From:

nola_quicksilver

Beer? How down to earth of you! And I'm a little dork. The teacher combed my hair for me.

From:

nola_cyclops

I used to go have exactly one beer alone after work every Friday night. You're perfect and I am going to treasure this picture. Your face!

From:

nola_quicksilver

SAM, you're breaking my heart! I should have asked you out for drinks! And it's not as good as your Top Gun Halloween pic.

From:

nola_cyclops

You still can do that! I didn't realize that was a sad story until... just now. Shh, I won't hear a bad word about this photo.

From:

nola_quicksilver

Okay, but do we want to do drinks as a date or sexy roleplaying where you're having your sadness beer and I come by to chat you up? And Oliver Dorkface loves Top Gun Junior.