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[nola_quicksilver]

I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?


Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.



Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.



Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?



Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.

Comments

[nola_willow]

Sure is! It's pretty great. I'd recommend it.

[nola_quicksilver]

Your girl might like hearing it.

[nola_willow]

I want you to meet her, we should double date.

[nola_quicksilver]

We SHOULD. I love that idea!

[nola_willow]

Mina's shy, Sam's quiet, we'll talk too much, it'll be cute!

[nola_quicksilver]

Think of the insta story!!!

[nola_willow]

We'll look so cool and social!

[nola_quicksilver]

And proven to be lovable!

[nola_willow]

The caption will be a cleverly disguised: hey look everyone who never loved us, we win!

[nola_quicksilver]

YES. You need to run my social media for me.

[nola_willow]

All tattoos and "I love my serious boyfriend" content

[nola_quicksilver]

Perfect, you've got it!

[nola_willow]

Some real odd couple vibes!

[nola_quicksilver]

Okay, I have looked at my budget and can pay $0.

[nola_willow]

I'm fine with that, I'm doing this for love.

[nola_quicksilver]

You drive a hard bargain, but you're hired.

[nola_willow]

That's what everyone says in the end.