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Oliver Lindqvist ([personal profile] nola_quicksilver) wrote2019-05-15 11:21 am
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I took my boyfriend to meet my mom over Mother's Day weekend and now she likes him better than me. I'm refusing to give her his cell number because I know she's just going to text him my middle school photos or something. Now she's threatening to just FedEx him copies directly. AITA if I just move out and let them be very happy together?


Sam

Thank you for letting me use you to figure out how to fuck in a bunk bed, though. It was a beautiful parting gift.



Dani

I was thinking of our other mothers on Sunday too. In my universe, anyway, we had two, the one who bore us and the one who raised us.



Elspeth

How're you doing? Completely over the asshole? Ready to party?



Katie

How'd the thing at Alex's going? I felt bad for dragging Sam away, but also not.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
I mean, when you're that good at it, you probably don't NEED to think of variety.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 12:55 am (UTC)(link)

I didn't know I was good at it! I think it's what you do to me.

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
It feels like natural talent to me, but I'm happy to benefit from it. And can you actually date Emma Frost without being good at sex? Please don't go into detail with your answer.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 01:14 am (UTC)(link)

With absolutely NO detail? The answer is no. More importantly, you're excellent at it.

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 01:21 am (UTC)(link)
Well, see, you have at least two people who are excellent at sex giving you their seal of approval.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 01:23 am (UTC)(link)

I care the most about yours.

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 01:25 am (UTC)(link)
I appreciate that, since I'm the one currently sleeping with you.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 01:28 am (UTC)(link)

And the only person I want to sleep with.

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 01:29 am (UTC)(link)
You do know how to sweet talk me. <3
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 01:31 am (UTC)(link)

Well, I want you.

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 01:50 am (UTC)(link)

Preferably yes.

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 01:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm at work...but I could break for lunch...
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 01:59 am (UTC)(link)

I think that's a great idea...

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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm already walking over.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_quicksilver 2019-05-16 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe be naked when I get there.
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Re: Oliver

[personal profile] nola_cyclops 2019-05-16 02:09 am (UTC)(link)

Consider it done.

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