nola_quicksilver | (no subject)

Sam

I'm between appointments at work and doing some important research!

Here's a tattoo of you if you had never brushed your teeth in your entire life.

Muscles? Who needs to understand muscles?

NOT. ENOUGH. JUNK. This one's begging for some strong bulge game!

This one's actually pretty cute. I like your look ballet pose.

This one might be homoerotic? But look how big your arm is!

Aw, sugar. I don't even know what to say about this one. I promise you're cuter in real life, but good job making your blasts curve, I guess.

I have to admit that this one's legit excellent, but it needs way more of you and less of my father.

Oh. my god.

The one that made you say "aw sugar" has my expression down pat.

I can't believe your boyfriend and your father have been tattooed on someone's arm. That's knowledge we have to have forever.

Why am I so muscular??

I really like the idea of one with your full head mask on. It reminds me of angry teenage you!

It truly reminds me of me.

The little one looks like how I probably looked through the eyes of angry teenage you.

I agree there's a certain...unamused Scottness to it, but also your nose is not on sideways and I am not able to fist your nostril.

.... Let's keep it that way.

I can't even tell if he's supposed to be your friend or foe, though. So at least there's that.

Strangely, the tattooed incels need to see you as ultra masculine for mysterious reasons.

Agreed.

Whatever side I'm on, my blasts aren't very effective in that tableau.

...maybe. (But you were cuter.)

I'm disturbed.

Again I say: I'm disturbed.

Maybe you're going for an intense armpit blast.

And so much skinnier!

I'm sure I had my reasons.

Would this monstrosity make you feel better?

You have never been this fresh-faced in your life.

Want to feel more disturbed?

I think I ran through a coal mine.

Oh, no.

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