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May. 21st, 2019 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Sam
I'm between appointments at work and doing some important research!

Here's a tattoo of you if you had never brushed your teeth in your entire life.

Muscles? Who needs to understand muscles?

NOT. ENOUGH. JUNK. This one's begging for some strong bulge game!

This one's actually pretty cute. I like your look ballet pose.

This one might be homoerotic? But look how big your arm is!

Aw, sugar. I don't even know what to say about this one. I promise you're cuter in real life, but good job making your blasts curve, I guess.

I have to admit that this one's legit excellent, but it needs way more of you and less of my father.
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Date: 2019-05-22 04:46 am (UTC)I'm sure I had my reasons.
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Date: 2019-05-22 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 04:53 am (UTC)You have never been this fresh-faced in your life.
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Date: 2019-05-22 04:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 04:55 am (UTC)But why is your face approximately 12 years old?
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Date: 2019-05-22 04:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 04:58 am (UTC)That sounds dangerous.