nola_quicksilver | (no subject)

Sam

I'm between appointments at work and doing some important research!

Here's a tattoo of you if you had never brushed your teeth in your entire life.

Muscles? Who needs to understand muscles?

NOT. ENOUGH. JUNK. This one's begging for some strong bulge game!

This one's actually pretty cute. I like your look ballet pose.

This one might be homoerotic? But look how big your arm is!

Aw, sugar. I don't even know what to say about this one. I promise you're cuter in real life, but good job making your blasts curve, I guess.

I have to admit that this one's legit excellent, but it needs way more of you and less of my father.

But why is your face approximately 12 years old?

I think I might be dead? Maybe I'm flying to heaven.

Aw, your hair is doing the thing.

Skin peel.

Someone wears this on their body every single day.

That part's okay, but the rest of it...

That sounds dangerous.

I decided to ignore the rest of it and focus on the cute part!

It hurts me.

Me, I'm the cute part.

They're using your art against you!

Yeah you are.

Good answer.

My Kryptonite!

Was trying to think of an "I wear you on my body every day" joke but... I don't have it.

This was the plan all along. To torture us with our jobs.

I see what you were going for. Workshop this for a few days and try it again.

Aw, you think I could one day successfully tell a dirty joke.

I have faith in you!

Maybe this is it, this is the universe where it happens.

I would be honored to witness it.

I hope you get it on tape.

I mean, I'd be open to getting other things on tape too.

Oh really!

You're the one who brought it up, basically!

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