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May. 21st, 2019 10:16 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Sam
I'm between appointments at work and doing some important research!

Here's a tattoo of you if you had never brushed your teeth in your entire life.

Muscles? Who needs to understand muscles?

NOT. ENOUGH. JUNK. This one's begging for some strong bulge game!

This one's actually pretty cute. I like your look ballet pose.

This one might be homoerotic? But look how big your arm is!

Aw, sugar. I don't even know what to say about this one. I promise you're cuter in real life, but good job making your blasts curve, I guess.

I have to admit that this one's legit excellent, but it needs way more of you and less of my father.
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Date: 2019-05-22 04:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 04:58 am (UTC)I decided to ignore the rest of it and focus on the cute part!
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Date: 2019-05-22 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 05:03 am (UTC)Yeah you are.
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Date: 2019-05-22 05:04 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 05:05 am (UTC)Was trying to think of an "I wear you on my body every day" joke but... I don't have it.
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Date: 2019-05-22 07:54 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:32 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:34 pm (UTC)Maybe this is it, this is the universe where it happens.
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Date: 2019-05-22 10:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:38 pm (UTC)I hope you get it on tape.
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Date: 2019-05-22 10:39 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:42 pm (UTC)Oh really!
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Date: 2019-05-22 10:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:49 pm (UTC)Am I, though?
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Date: 2019-05-22 10:51 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 10:59 pm (UTC)Hmmm. I'm going to think about this.
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Date: 2019-05-22 11:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-05-22 11:09 pm (UTC)Have you done this before?