Hi, is this a social media? If so, who wants a tattoo?
Hey, so you know how we were wondering if my uptight roommate was a virgin? He's not!
Should I call him? No. I live with him. That would be weird.
This whole thing is weird.
Especially Sam. But let's be honest, I'd do it (him) again, probably.
Oliver
Date: 2019-02-07 01:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 02:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 02:16 am (UTC)Ahahahahaha. Did you have to unlock a chastity belt first? Or perform some kind of ritual to get him to lighten up? Was it super hot? Because uptight people go HARD when they finally let loose. If they ever let loose.
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Date: 2019-02-07 02:26 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 02:36 am (UTC)You should let me buy you drinks and weasel all the details out of you, because I need them. And you need a congratulatory drink or consolation drink or something.
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Date: 2019-02-07 02:41 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 02:45 am (UTC)He let you drink his milk, so clearly you have bought the cow, yes. The drink is also to help you withstand me mocking you and your new husband.
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Date: 2019-02-07 02:48 am (UTC)ELSPETH. I did drink his milk.
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Date: 2019-02-07 02:53 am (UTC)I am cackling so loudly right now. And also, good for you.
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Date: 2019-02-07 02:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 03:16 am (UTC)Yes! Yay!
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:00 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 04:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 04:09 am (UTC)How it usually works is you have the visions and I have the real estate! But I actually have an idea. But what was your vision? Maybe I need more? I could have more.
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:13 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 04:17 am (UTC)I... sort of love that. What would the eye feel like?
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 04:23 am (UTC)I love this, I actually really love this.
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:23 am (UTC)I sort of want you to work with someone else's design but I really want this eye and to keep the good thing we have!
Kyle
Date: 2019-02-07 04:30 am (UTC)Re: Kyle
Date: 2019-02-07 04:34 am (UTC)Nothing, I swear! Your work is my favorite. But there's this girl I know. She drew on my arm at a party and I kind of want to preserve it. I'm as shocked as you are, to be honest.
[Photo of Kyle's arm, taken by Lucy at the Phoenix Effect opening. It's a magical, wild, vine-like design, of a land that doesn't exist but probably should].
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:41 am (UTC)This is going to take a while. Probably two sessions, one for the line work and another for the color. You okay with that?
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:42 am (UTC)I would never break it up! But on the other hand, you've never kissed me when you've been drawing on me.
.... I don't want you to kiss me. I like you! But not like that.
Anyway, yeah, I can do two sessions. Three with the eye?
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Date: 2019-02-07 04:52 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 04:55 am (UTC)I mean I guess! But a month of not having arms sounds kind of like a great excuse to rest.
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Date: 2019-02-07 05:02 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 05:05 am (UTC)No one would sue you! I wouldn't allow it.
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Date: 2019-02-07 05:06 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 05:08 am (UTC)My useless but artistically excellent arms!
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Date: 2019-02-07 05:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 05:08 am (UTC)Title of a pop punk song for 2004, am I right?
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Date: 2019-02-07 05:10 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 05:12 am (UTC)I don't miss them because I listened to one day robots will cry once in 2016 and now Spotify thinks I want to hear from them every day. And I'll be honest with you, Oliver. They're not wrong.
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Date: 2019-02-07 05:15 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 05:17 am (UTC)I feel like this has brought us closer together.
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Date: 2019-02-07 05:20 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-07 05:22 am (UTC)I'll make a playlist for the next session.
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Date: 2019-02-08 05:56 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-08 03:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-08 11:11 pm (UTC)He showed you?! I don't know whether to be flattered or embarrassed! (But hi, yes, that's me. I'm Hazel.)
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Date: 2019-02-09 01:42 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-09 01:56 am (UTC)He wouldn't! And you're not replaceable. I'm just an arm-doodler, you're a professional.
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Date: 2019-02-09 02:01 am (UTC)