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[nola_quicksilver]

We should talk about it, right?

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[nola_cyclops]

The only things we have to talk about are rent and emergency household logistics.

[nola_quicksilver]

Um, ouch, okay.

[nola_cyclops]

I'm just saying you don't have to feel obligated to talk to me about it.

[nola_quicksilver]

And I'm just trying to follow the campsite rule and be thoughtful of your feelings or whatever.

[nola_cyclops]

What do you want to say about it?

[nola_quicksilver]

That it was good and I'm cool if you're cool?

[nola_cyclops]

What does "I'm cool" mean.

[nola_quicksilver]

I understand that you're very unfamiliar with the concept of cool. In this case it means that I'm not going to be weird about it.

[nola_cyclops]

Right. Well, I appreciate that.

[nola_quicksilver]

Also, you're good at it, which as a gentleman I should have told you at the time.

[nola_cyclops]

I had no idea you were a gentleman. But thank you, even if you're just saying that to be nice. You're actually good at it.

[nola_quicksilver]

Sam, I don't lie about excellent blowjobs, okay. Did you miss how I was yelling at the ceiling and ripping your hair out the whole time?

[nola_cyclops]

I noticed, but you are generally dramatic, so... law of averages.

[nola_quicksilver]

Okay, are you looking for specific examples? I can provide them.

[nola_cyclops]

I am not but I appreciate your willingness to provide them.

[nola_cyclops]

This is weird.

[nola_quicksilver]

When you pushed me down on the floor and held me there? Chef's kiss, man.

[nola_cyclops]

Oh no.

[nola_quicksilver]

I've definitely rewound the image of your hand on my chest during my morning shower. Like, a lot. Sorry for using all the hot water.

[nola_cyclops]

I take a three minute shower, it doesn't matter if it's cold.

[nola_quicksilver]

Okay, good. Know what wasn't cold? Your mouth. Hot all around me. That was excellent.

[nola_cyclops]

What's happening here?

[nola_quicksilver]

GOD, CAN YOU NOT TAKE A COMPLIMENT?

[nola_cyclops]

I don't understand why you're complimenting me! I'm not trying to be difficult!

[nola_quicksilver]

Because you don't think you're good at sucking dick and that's sacrilege.

[nola_cyclops]

Oh.

[nola_cyclops]

Well, I don't do it very often. Gladwell says it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill and I tend to adhere to that belief.

[nola_quicksilver]

So you're going to suck dick for 10,000 hours? Your jaw will fall off.

[nola_cyclops]

I didn't say that! I was just saying that generally to be great at something, I would need to invest a lot more time in it.

[nola_quicksilver]

Got it.

[nola_cyclops]

I'm not very good at talking. Especially about this. I'm sorry, I know I'm awkward and uptight.

[nola_quicksilver]

Seriously, don't be embarrassed. You were great. I don't regret it for a second, okay?

[nola_cyclops]

Sorry, I'm a little lost for words.

[nola_quicksilver]

I have that effect on people.

[nola_cyclops]

It means a lot, that you don't regret it.

[nola_cyclops]

God I can't say anything I want to say.

[nola_cyclops]

I will try to not be weird. Just remember if I am weird that I'm weird already anyway.

[nola_quicksilver]

Like I could possibly forget.

:)

[nola_cyclops]

Hahahahaha

[nola_quicksilver]

You're saying you want to practice on me some more, right?

[nola_cyclops]

That wasn't what I was saying. Mostly because I would never use someone for practice.

[nola_quicksilver]

That's nice, but I wouldn't mind?

[nola_cyclops]

I guess that's a subjective statement, I can't really say "you're good at it" like I'm an expert. But it was good.

[nola_quicksilver]

I know someone who says Twilight is good—everything is subjective. If it was good for you, it was good.