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[nola_quicksilver]

The first time I couldn't wait to talk to someone about it. I talked to too many people about it, possibly (Elspeth, some randos at Elspeth's party, Kyle, every tattooer in the studio, that nice lady on the bus going to her granddaughter's birthday that one time, the weird barista guy at the coffee place, and our mail carrier).

The second time I haven't talked to anyone about. I don't want to hear someone tell me what a bad idea it was, or hear myself say something stupid to downplay it, and I don't want to somehow break the spell it still has on me. I've been thinking about that night for ten days, pretty much, and I'm not tired of it yet, which must be magic, right?

And here I am writing about it like I have a diary or something. I haven't written so much about anything since high school. What's happened to me? Does Sam's dick have actual powers?


I'm in the mood to do some sexy tattoos. Give me your best sexy tattoo idea, and I'll tell you how great it is and how much of a discount I'd give you if you booked me for it.

Not until after the parades end, though. I'm up to my ears in bad decision fleur-de-lis and Mardi Gras mask tattoos right now.



Yours would be free of charge, for excellent services rendered. Except the idea of you with a tattoo is weird, please don't get one.

Comments

[nola_cyclops]

They're so cute. I wonder if you can guess the tattoo.

[nola_quicksilver]

APPLES?????

[nola_cyclops]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahaha. Yes. With two little leaves on the stem, one for each of them.

[nola_quicksilver]

Oh, Sam, SAM. That's a level of drunk symbology I truly love, it's horrible. <3

[nola_cyclops]

They're so cute. They're best friends. They live together and tell the same stories over and over. You must see things like this all the time, though, the drunk meaningful tattoos.

[nola_quicksilver]

God yes. But if it means something to them, that's what matters, right? I just try to give them the best bad decision tattoos I can.

[nola_cyclops]

What is it about tattoos, for you?

[nola_quicksilver]

It's art that you carry around you for the rest of your life, that tells the world a little something about you, even if it's just "I think cobras are fucking cool." It's fun for me because it's a challenge and every single one is different, so I never get bored.

[nola_cyclops]

I have a feeling you would be impossible when you're bored.

[nola_quicksilver]

I don't think you'd like me bored, no.

[nola_cyclops]

Somehow, I think I can like you and think you're impossible at the same time.

[nola_quicksilver]

Shit.

Sam, I'm coming to your room.

[nola_cyclops]

Well, see you soon.

[nola_quicksilver]

That was really fucking sweet and I need to make out with you now. Opening the door—