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[nola_quicksilver]

The first time I couldn't wait to talk to someone about it. I talked to too many people about it, possibly (Elspeth, some randos at Elspeth's party, Kyle, every tattooer in the studio, that nice lady on the bus going to her granddaughter's birthday that one time, the weird barista guy at the coffee place, and our mail carrier).

The second time I haven't talked to anyone about. I don't want to hear someone tell me what a bad idea it was, or hear myself say something stupid to downplay it, and I don't want to somehow break the spell it still has on me. I've been thinking about that night for ten days, pretty much, and I'm not tired of it yet, which must be magic, right?

And here I am writing about it like I have a diary or something. I haven't written so much about anything since high school. What's happened to me? Does Sam's dick have actual powers?


I'm in the mood to do some sexy tattoos. Give me your best sexy tattoo idea, and I'll tell you how great it is and how much of a discount I'd give you if you booked me for it.

Not until after the parades end, though. I'm up to my ears in bad decision fleur-de-lis and Mardi Gras mask tattoos right now.



Yours would be free of charge, for excellent services rendered. Except the idea of you with a tattoo is weird, please don't get one.

Comments

[nola_eleanor]

All the extra people in town means I'm so slammed that literally the best I could come up with is the words "sexy tattoo". Someone please put down a grease trap to catch the remains of my brain matter as it leaks out of my ears.

As always, please to take pictures of all the most ridiculous bad decisions so we can mock them together later. <3

[nola_quicksilver]

I'd discount this 100% because sexy tattoo written in fancy font actually sounds amazing.

I can't take photos of mockable tattoos because I'd be fired, but we can track down some of them on Insta later for sure, once Mardi Gras's over and we can actually see each other again.

[nola_eleanor]

Guess we know what we're doing in a couple weeks!

[nola_quicksilver]

Els, I am VERY EXCITED for this.

[nola_eleanor]

<3 <3 <3

I'm expecting your very best fancy font action, btw.

Oliver

[nola_cyclops]

I had a tattoo once. It was a fighter jet. I was seven. When it finally faded away I was both sad and relieved.

[nola_quicksilver]

Oh no, why did you tell me this? Sam, this is important, ARE THERE PICTURES OF YOU WITH THE TATTOO?

[nola_cyclops]

Those pictures are safely locked away with my mother's photo albums, because I have not yet digitized them for her. thank god I'm a terrible son.

[nola_quicksilver]

The next time you go visit, snap a photo of one so I can see it, thank you in advance.

[nola_flash]

My tattoos in progress are sexy, right?

[nola_quicksilver]

Nope, not at all! Full price.

[nola_flash]

You've been covering me in non-sexy ink this whole time?

[nola_quicksilver]

When you ask for hot old-timey pinups and quotes from the Kama Sutra or whatever, then it'll be sexy ink.

[nola_athena]

Sexy snake.

[nola_quicksilver]

Hmmm, sexy how?

[nola_athena]

Killing strike? About to devour an evil man? Oooh, sexy gorgon woman.

[nola_quicksilver]

Yesssss, sexy gorgon! I'd give that 30% off for stone-cold sexiness.

[nola_willow]

But I want a maaaask

[nola_quicksilver]

I mean, I can provide that!

[nola_willow]

I'm so deeply joking, but I do wish I had a Bad Mistake tattoo

[nola_quicksilver]

Never plan for bad decision tattoo, it will come to you when it's ready.

[nola_deadpool]

Sexy clown. Can you do it.

[nola_quicksilver]

I need more details.

[nola_deadpool]

UPDATED: SEXY CAVEMAN. A bear of a man with anachronistic pumps and some kind of animal skin draped suggestively.

[nola_quicksilver]

Sketching this already. 30% off.