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Feb. 24th, 2019 10:52 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
The first time I couldn't wait to talk to someone about it. I talked to too many people about it, possibly (Elspeth, some randos at Elspeth's party, Kyle, every tattooer in the studio, that nice lady on the bus going to her granddaughter's birthday that one time, the weird barista guy at the coffee place, and our mail carrier).
The second time I haven't talked to anyone about. I don't want to hear someone tell me what a bad idea it was, or hear myself say something stupid to downplay it, and I don't want to somehow break the spell it still has on me. I've been thinking about that night for ten days, pretty much, and I'm not tired of it yet, which must be magic, right?
And here I am writing about it like I have a diary or something. I haven't written so much about anything since high school. What's happened to me? Does Sam's dick have actual powers?
I'm in the mood to do some sexy tattoos. Give me your best sexy tattoo idea, and I'll tell you how great it is and how much of a discount I'd give you if you booked me for it.
Not until after the parades end, though. I'm up to my ears in bad decision fleur-de-lis and Mardi Gras mask tattoos right now.
Yours would be free of charge, for excellent services rendered. Except the idea of you with a tattoo is weird, please don't get one.
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Date: 2019-02-24 10:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 10:57 pm (UTC)Oliver
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Date: 2019-02-24 10:59 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:04 pm (UTC)That really seems more your thing than mine.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:08 pm (UTC)Only if you don't tell my mother.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:10 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:14 pm (UTC)I can probably arrange one. I do have a Me As Maverick From Top Gun halloween photo on my phone. I was 12.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:18 pm (UTC)[a photo of a beaming dark-haired boy in his Top Gun costume. It is clearly the best day of his life. His teeth are crooked and his hair is floppy. He looks younger than 12]
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:22 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:24 pm (UTC)I haven't changed at all
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:27 pm (UTC)What?! Why!
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:30 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:31 pm (UTC)No one would have pushed YOU into a puddle!
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:37 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:41 pm (UTC)I liked the kids who never shut up. I was pushed in puddles sometimes because, well, you've met me. I didn't have a dad either.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-02-24 11:44 pm (UTC)If they wanted the help from me, sure. Not everyone did. But I want to hear more about you as a kid.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:50 pm (UTC)If you'd helped me out of the puddle, I would have been a goner. We'd be married now, sorry.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:52 pm (UTC)I'm really close with my mom too. Which tattoo is it?? I don't know if we'd be married! I miss a lot of signals.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:54 pm (UTC)I'm pretty sure you wouldn't have a say about whether we'd be married or not. I would have made it happen, okay?
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:55 pm (UTC)That's........... so sweet. It's so sweet. Oliver, that's so sweet.
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Date: 2019-02-24 11:56 pm (UTC)And a little funny.
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