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This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.

Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

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You didn't! What does it smell like, cool guy?

Apples, I think. You can tell me weirdly personal things about your girl too.

I don't know them yet! Are you stealing his shampoo so you can smell like him?

I like the idea of not buying my own shampoo, but no. It won't smell the same on me.

Are you still roommates?

Yeah, why?

Is that weird?

It was weirder when we were just hooking up but not dating.

That's so many levels of commitment so early though!

We're advanced!

Are you not TERRIFIED? I would be terrified.

Um, all the time? He's going to figure out I'm a joke eventually and then where will we be?

Hey, you're not a joke!

Compared to him!

Does he really have his entire shit together?

More than I do. He would LOVE to show you his spreadsheets and schedules and laundry methods, believe me.

Laundry "methods" are why I don't do my own laundry

Wait, who does your laundry?

Launderers! Is that the word? Laundry professionals.

Not just dry cleaning? Regular laundry?

Even regular laundry. I earned this!!

And I'm just learning this is even a thing!!! MIND BLOWN.

It's an indulgence but it's probably my favorite indulgence.

I need to look into this. Except Sam likes to iron for me, he can keep that.

He........... LIKES.......... to iron?