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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

[nola_willow]

Are you not TERRIFIED? I would be terrified.

[nola_quicksilver]

Um, all the time? He's going to figure out I'm a joke eventually and then where will we be?

[nola_willow]

Hey, you're not a joke!

[nola_quicksilver]

Compared to him!

[nola_willow]

Does he really have his entire shit together?

[nola_quicksilver]

More than I do. He would LOVE to show you his spreadsheets and schedules and laundry methods, believe me.

[nola_willow]

Laundry "methods" are why I don't do my own laundry

[nola_quicksilver]

Wait, who does your laundry?

[nola_willow]

Launderers! Is that the word? Laundry professionals.

[nola_quicksilver]

Not just dry cleaning? Regular laundry?

[nola_willow]

Even regular laundry. I earned this!!

[nola_quicksilver]

And I'm just learning this is even a thing!!! MIND BLOWN.

[nola_willow]

It's an indulgence but it's probably my favorite indulgence.

[nola_quicksilver]

I need to look into this. Except Sam likes to iron for me, he can keep that.

[nola_willow]

He........... LIKES.......... to iron?

[nola_quicksilver]

I love my alien boyfriend.

[nola_willow]

I want an alien boyfriend

[nola_quicksilver]

I think you'd prefer an alien girlfriend.

[nola_willow]

I would, but aliens are rare, so I’m trying to keep my options open.

[nola_quicksilver]

That's fair. And aliens probably have all kinds of genders we've never even thought up anyway.

[nola_willow]

Totally, we’re so binary. The important thing is this alien might love doing weird useful things.

[nola_quicksilver]

Mine sure does!

[nola_willow]

Is there more?!

[nola_quicksilver]

He's an only child, so you'll have to search the wilds for yours.

[nola_willow]

Aw, an only child whose only friend was ironing. I would watch the movies about him discovering he was actually a magical creature a la Harry Potter.