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This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.

Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

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I love you too, even if you didn’t respond in the formal style.

Dearest Samuel,

My deepest apologies, I did not realize the formality was an expectation.

Your faithful servant,

Oliver Lindqvist, Esq.

Now who’s a dork?

ENTRAPMENT!!!

Insert evil villain laugh!

You're like the opposite of an evil villain.

Are you calling me a hero?

You're more the do-gooder type for sure.

I can’t even tell you how many times I’ve been described that way and I’m not in the least offended.

You shouldn't be! Do-gooders can be hot. Everyone's into Captain America for a reason.

I feel like I should be but I’m not! (Maybe we’re too alike)

He's got a nice face and everything, but I prefer brunets. <3

(I can’t believe that worked)

Pretty sneaky, sis.

Esq! You’re very cute.

Okay, I forgive you.

I thought you might but it’s nice to be reassured!

THIS time.

I agree to those terms. Are you tired?

Very tired. Why?

I thought I might make you dinner.

What! This is so sweet and cute. What are you going to make me???

Well, I’m still considering a few options but I’m leaning toward a home-made pizza. With store-bought dough, I’m not that impressive.

Wow, this sounds gourmet!

I’m not that good! But I will make sure it’s edible and that you don’t have to do any work.