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[nola_quicksilver]

This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.


Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

Comments

[nola_quicksilver]

I'm very suspicious of how quickly you're conceding.

[nola_willow]

Nothing to see here, no sir! I'm not whistling nonchalantly like a cartoon character with a plan!

[nola_quicksilver]

IVY BELL!!!

[nola_willow]

Yes Oliver, old chum?

[nola_quicksilver]

That is what a VILLAIN would say.

[nola_willow]

It is, isn't it?? Weird!

[nola_quicksilver]

Leave my man in peace!

[nola_willow]

"my man" he says

[nola_quicksilver]

That is not his nickname, it's just a fact.

[nola_willow]

It's a very cute description!

[nola_quicksilver]

I told you, I'm in the disgusting stage of love right now.

[nola_willow]

Ultimately I guess I want to thank you for paving the way to being disgusting, in case I happen to join you in it.

[nola_quicksilver]

Ooooh! Is there a prospect?

[nola_willow]

There is! I would have mentioned it earlier, but you were being adorable and I was being a villain.

[nola_quicksilver]

Tell me more! Who is she? How cute is she?

[nola_willow]

She's very cute! Very pretty and very very very sweet. She lives in an old opera house, which is so my type it hurts, right?

[nola_quicksilver]

Wait, really? Are you sure you didn't engineer her in a lab?

[nola_cyclops]

It's true, I'll never tell. Hello, I'm corporeal.

[nola_quicksilver]

Not a ghost! Easier to hug that way.

[nola_cyclops]

You're so nice to me in public now.

[nola_quicksilver]

Not to mention how nice I am to you in private.

[nola_cyclops]

That you are, my love.

[nola_quicksilver]

Shut UP, oh my god, I love you.

[nola_cyclops]

(That wasn't the nickname, Ivy). The feeling is mutual, although I'm not sure I want to shut up.

[nola_quicksilver]

You don't have to! I just can't believe how cute you are.