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This whole stupid weekend's been a bust. One day a year is fine, but having St. Patrick's Day on a Sunday is just an excuse to start partying on Friday and never stop.

I didn't have one walk-in who wasn't drunk off their ass, and I don't tattoo drunk people. Seriously, terrible idea! Don't spend a ton of money on a tattoo when you can't judge how good the artist is or if they're using sterilized needles, not to mention when you can't even SIT STILL or resist the urge to barf, let alone pick a halfway decent design.

Hangover tattoos are pretty unpopular, though, so at least I'm taking tomorrow off.

Kiss me, I'm Swedish.

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I think my hair's too short, but I'm very scared now anyway.

Just have the world’s longest and most luxurious bath. That should do it.

Oh, good idea. I'll make my boyfriend wash my hair for me.

Did I know you have a boyfriend? Because I don’t think I did and that’s an amazing way to tell me.

Oh, sorry! It's new and I can't remember everyone I've told. 50% of the time it's the first thing I blurt out.

Tell me more! Blurt at me! ... that sounds dirty

I'm sorry, I'm in a monogamous relationship now and restrict blurting to the confines of our commitment.

He's my roommate. Have you met Sam? I'm sure I've talked about Sam. Anyway, forget anything I said, because it turns out he's great!

But you!!! Said so!! Many things!! But okay!! I remember never meeting him because he wouldn’t come out into public spaces if you had people over, so he’s like your mystery ghost boyfriend to me now.

FORGET THOSE MANY THINGS, I was an idiot! The next time you're over, I'll try to coax him out to say hi so you can see he's not a ghost.

I’m deleting them from my database! And congratulations on your ghost boyfriend, you’ve achieved all our childhood dreams of dating Casper the friendly ghost.

Casper was really hot at the end of the movie, okay.

Even I agree, and you know I would usually choose Christina Ricci!

Christina Ricci was also completely gorgeous. I was very into that movie as a kid, for reasons.

This is maybe why we’re pals.

I would've loved to have a friend with me to talk about who's the cutest while we fast-forwarded through all the dumb ghost uncle scenes.

I’m not ruling out doing this now even though we’re old.

I already have a pic of Sam as a kid as my lockscreen, and I don't want to end up on some watchlist.

I’m sorry, you have What as your lock screen?

Sam as a kid, in a Halloween costume. He's really adorable.

This is maybe the cutest thing I've ever heard in my life and I love this for you.

The cutest thing is baby Sam dressed as Top Gun or whatever, but thank you.

You're such a goner!!!

I really am! It's disgusting!

It's a little disgusting but mostly cute!! You're so sweet, I KNEW it!

Nooo, I'm a slightly edgy cool guy! I do NOT make heart-eyes at childhood pics of my boyfriend and give him a nickname and talk about meeting each other's families.